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Where are the best gay cruising spots in San Marcos, Texas? I am going to SM on Wednesday and want to know where I can go to get off with some of the college guys my age in San Marcos on campus. | | Austin is about 20miles north, which is probably the most liberal city in texas, so you could seach gay bars or clubs in austin, or austin area. | Can Two Fish Actually Be Gay? I have a Midas Cichlid and a Texas Cichlid, the Midas, who is a lot larger than the Texas, has dug up rocks and made a home. The Texas has now been cruising in his territory and the Midas allows it. They've been rubbing up against each other as in some sort of dance....kinda weird. So are my fish gay? | | Maybe they're just getting along as friends? | Who watched the texas game with ohio state for those who din we won!!!! yeah go bucks!!? fo real did yawl see mathew mcanagay or w/e his name is tha dude from that failure to launch movie was on tha sidelines cheering for texas and trowin a towl around and jumpin up n down like gay movie starz (such as brad pitt,tom cruise,will farrell and alll them homo's) do and ne way it kept showin all through tha game and then when we scored in made it 24-7 it din show him again lmao!!! he was probly takin that towl he had in wipin his tears with it lmao!!! its times like that i wish vince young was still there so we could imbarest the **** out of him 2 that ****** colt 45 guy sucked!! | | We scored in made it 24-7. You played in the game? | Worst questions ever. On yahoo answers, that is.? Recently, a friend of mine and I have discovered some pretty absurd questions being asked on this website. So we decided to make a collaboration of what we feel are the worst (foolish, stupid, impractical, irrational, mind-numbingly stupid) questions asked on this website. Our ten options are as follows:
1. If a cyborg traveled back in time to warn us against electing McCain, would that affect your vote?
"I was sent back because John McCain starts so many wars that by 2012, the Pentagon has no choice but to begin developing robotic soldiers to maintain troop levels. Each new generation of robots is more sophisticated than the one before. Finally, at 2:14 AM on August 29, 2029, the machines become self-aware and turn their weapons against humanity."
Comment: Clearly, this mans night included a case of beer, the movie “Terminator”, switching from Terminator to the presidential election during commercial, and probably trace amounts of ecstasy.
2. I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?
Comment: I don’t think this one really constitutes that much of an explanation. Essentially, a man sold his vehicle, a car that requires gas to operate, for…the gas itself. His actions raise a few questions. If he has no car, why would he need gas? What is he going to do with the gas he will buy now? Why wouldn’t he wait until gas prices lowered before selling his car? I’d like to say only god knows, but I’m pretty sure he’s stumped by this one too.
3. Is it okay to drink cat urine?
Comment: Why stop at cat urine? There are plenty of other urinating animals out there.
4. Where can i find toothpaste in canada?
I have searched all of vancover and i can not find any toothpaste or a toothbrush? Does anyone know where i can find these items in canada?
Comment: Ah, I see your problem. You were in Vancover, when you really should have been in Vancouver. Rookie mistake really. Hop back into your car, drive 15km west, turn left at the stop sign, drive 5km north, take 2 more rights, and you should be in Vancouver. There, any drug/grocery/variety store should have what you’re looking for.
5. Is it safe to use a lightbulb as a dildo?
Comment: You know on TV when a person gets a bright idea, and a light bulb goes off above their head? I have a feeling this is kinda like that. Only upside down.
6. My sock went missing when I put in in the wash/dryer, where did it go?
It is a ten dollar dance sock that I need tomorrow and I have one but the other is missing. I know washer/dryers usually 'eat' socks, but where do they go?
Comment: A common misconception that washing machines and dryers eat socks. They don’t digest very well, so in most cases, they avoid eating them all together. So really, the only thing I can think of is that you lost it. And for $10, I would be taking better care of my socks if I were you.
7. What are ways to hold in your poo until you find a washroom?
Comment: Diapers. Why should only babies have the luxury of pooing wherever and whenever they want.
8. Can Two Fish Actually Be Gay?
I have a Midas Cichlid and a Texas Cichlid, the Midas, who is a lot larger than the Texas, has dug up rocks and made a home. The Texas has now been cruising in his territory and the Midas allows it. They've been rubbing up against each other as in some sort of dance....kinda weird. So are my fish gay?
Comment: Can two fish be gay? The question that most of us have been asking ourselves for the majority of our living lives. Apparently two fish can’t swim near each other without a homophobic crazy man yelling at them and calling them gay. What a sad world we live in.
9. How can you turn a computer monitor background into a mirror?
Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work.
Comment: To be honest, I’m just impressed with the fact that this guy can operate a scanner.
10. Is there some kind of voice simulator that I could buy to have Sean Connery rap Tupac's lyrics?
Comment: I never thought I’d say this…but even I have no comment to this question.
Thanks for reading, please cast your vote as too which of the above made your I.Q. drop the most! | It's a toss-up between number 5 and number 3.
I have to say, number 4 is pretty dumb. | What do i do about his mom? okay this is going to be a long one so here it goes. i am 15 and got into a relationship at the beginning of the summer. the only problem is his mother. she is completely overbearing, and over sensitive. she literally walks all over him and treats him like dirt. he has to drive her everywhere even when he is only half conscious. there was one day when she told him like he always gets mad at her and he pretty much said no i don' and when we got back to his house she was folding laundry and everything of his she picked up she threw at him and it hit him in the face. it has gotten to a point where she is now planning our wedding and has been since before we were together for a month. she gives me no say in what she has planned and she told my mom me and her son were going to get married on a cruise because it will be too expensive for her family to come down to texas to see her son get married. she doesn't care about anyone but herself and she will not stand up for anything she says to believe in nor her guyren. she and her daughter talk crap about gay and my aunt is a lesbian and i have no problem with them i am straight but i am a 100% gay/ lesbian/ bisexual/ trans-gender supporter. i say it is there life and if everyone should be able to be who they are no matter what everyone else says. a few more problems are the fact that i am 15 and i don't wanna plan my wedding now. i have 3 years till i even can get married. and i want to sit down and have a talk with her and tell her she needs to stop but i am afraid she will take him away from me if i do. everyone ive talked to has said she acts the way she does because she kept him home-schooled and he had literally no social life before me and shes kept him so sheltered she doesn't know how to let go anymore but her son is 17 now. hes at a point where he is about ready to move out of him house because he is so sick of her crap and i don't know what to do about any of it. she contradicts herself and says she trusts me and her son but she has only let us go on one date in 2 months and everywhere else she has to go with us. she gave him thins huge lecture on being everywhere 30 minutes early and then he had to drop her and me off at some places and she made him drop me off first and she got there 5 minutes before she had to do what she has to do. and i just don't get it. i don't know what to do because she is driving me nuts with the planning and all this crap. because my brother had a guy at 15 and now she claims not to trust him because he had sex before marriage but she did to so she has no room to talk. and im just not sure what to do anymore. i cant take it. she says she adores me but i am telling you it is like the movie monster in law in real life it is soooo bad!!
please help me and give me some advice. thank y'all so much. | | Too long I didn't read it lol!! | Is there anything he can't do???? Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky guy to be thrown into the sun.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. | | Did you know an anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX? I don't know what it means, but it sure sounds awesome! | Chuck norris.........? When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
# Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
# Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
# There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
# When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.
# Chuck Norris can’t finish a “color by numbers” because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
# A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
# When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
# Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
# Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
# When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
# How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it.
# In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald’s in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
# Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
# If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
# Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
# The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
# A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
# Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
# Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It’s called Chuck-Will-Kill.
# When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
# While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
# Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
# When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
# When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
# Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”
# Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
# Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
# For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
# Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
# When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
# Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
# When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
# Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
# On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky guy to be thrown into the sun.
# Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
# In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
# Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
# Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
# Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris”
# Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
# Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
# If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
# Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
# Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther’s womb.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin an | | Nice. Very Funny : ) | Any other chuck Norris? When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
# Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
# Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
# There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
# When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.
# Chuck Norris can’t finish a “color by numbers” because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
# A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
# When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
# Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
# Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
# When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
# How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it.
# In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald’s in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
# Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
# If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
# Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
# The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
# A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
# Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
# Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It’s called Chuck-Will-Kill.
# When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
# While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
# Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
# When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
# When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
# Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”
# Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
# Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
# For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
# Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
# When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
# Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
# When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
# Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
# On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky guy to be thrown into the sun.
# Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
# In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
# Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
# Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
# Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris”
# Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
# Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
# If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
# Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
# Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther’s womb.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin an | | Albert Einstein stole the theory of Relativity from Chuck Norris's second grade paper, Chuck Norris was so furious he gave Einstein a round house kick and now we know Albert Einstein as Stephen Hawking. |
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